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DreDeLosMuertos
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Dear Sam,
It's just food coloring. Chill out.
Sincerely, green eggs and ham.


that's one of my faves :)
 
DreDeLosMuertos
Member
Dear Electron,
For the hundreth time, yes, I'm positive!
Sincerely, Proton.
 
DreDeLosMuertos
Member
you made that up!
 
Flownominal
Member
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Dear Edward Scissorhands,
So how does "rock, paper, scissors" work for you?
Sincerely, Curious.
 
The real solution is throwing smaller more music focused genre specific shows that would and could create a culture of music lovers as opposed to a bunch wanna be rave famous drug addicts.
Flownominal
Member
Online
I like this one too:

Dear Easily Offended People,
You're right, it wasn't funny... It was hilarious.
Sincerely, The Rest of Us.
 
The real solution is throwing smaller more music focused genre specific shows that would and could create a culture of music lovers as opposed to a bunch wanna be rave famous drug addicts.
djgraph
Member
hahahahah
 
i actually miss netic. w/e on all of you
pablo814
Premium Member
Online
Damn u beat me to it...
 
"Honey, I want to do something, we never do anything!" "We are doing something. I'm watching the game and eating a sandwich, and you are making me another sandwich!"
pablo814
Premium Member
Online
Dear Teachers,
For your information: When there is a real fire in the school, we won't walk in an orderly line.
Sincerely, The Students.


Dear women,
I know your eyes are up there... I wasn't looking at your eyes.
Sincerely, a guy.
 
"Honey, I want to do something, we never do anything!" "We are doing something. I'm watching the game and eating a sandwich, and you are making me another sandwich!"
jadealer
Member
Dear broke college student,
I've got your back.
Sincerely,
Top Ramen.

Oh back in the day. hehehe
 
LOLLI
Moderator
Post from jadealerDear broke college student,
I've got your back.
Sincerely,
Top Ramen.

Oh back in the day. hehehe

Oh yeah.  Ramen, bagel bites, and hot pockets.
 
tst
shelbieFxCwhore
Member
Dear mistress' vagina,
Please have your period today.... please?
Sincerely, nervously self hating.



HAH! fail.
 
Just put some lights on it. & if that doesn't work, put some smoke on it.
shelbieFxCwhore
Member
no, even better...

Dear Idiot down the street,

No one cares if you are the only person in the neighborhood with a 62'' flat screen 3D LED TV. I just had sex with your girlfriend for the 4th time since monday, that's enough hi def entertainment for me. There are some things money can't buy =)~

Sincerely, The naked guy in your house, on your computer right now
 
Just put some lights on it. & if that doesn't work, put some smoke on it.
DreDeLosMuertos
Member
hahaha

that's the best teacher's aide ever.
 
CubanB
Member
Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy French model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.
 
satan
Member
Post from FlownominalI like this one too:

Dear Easily Offended People,
You're right, it wasn't funny... It was hilarious.
Sincerely, The Rest of Us.
qft
 
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Flownominal
Member
Online
Dear America,
Due to the current financial restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
Sincerely, The Government.

Dear Softballs,
Deceptive name you've got there.
Sincerely, Girl with a Broken Nose.

Dear teenage boys,
I'm making you fight for them.
Sincerely, bra clasps.

Dear Gingers,
It could be worse...
Sincerely, Albinos.

Dear spare change,
OM NOM NOM.
Sincerely, the couch.
 
The real solution is throwing smaller more music focused genre specific shows that would and could create a culture of music lovers as opposed to a bunch wanna be rave famous drug addicts.


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