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PDub
Member
(330): I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
 
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
NCBST2002
Member
Post from PDub (330): I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
bwhahahaha

330 is the Ohio area code, bet they were here for the Steeler game.
 
NCBST2002
Member
(412): I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them




(714): Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
 
RollinToTheParty
Member
Post from NCBST2002bwhahahaha

330 is the Ohio area code, bet they were here for the Steeler game.
I know; It's extra funny that it happened to an Ohioan! (No offense to Ohio Lolliers)
 
esbeekay
Member
this HAS to be about ben
 
NCBST2002
Member
lol
 
LOLLI
Moderator

HAHAHAHAHA
 
tst
poptart
Member
that would be awesome!
 
"And if I was a ghost and came back when u smoked me id rape u" -Flatbed
WompWomp
Newbie
(516): im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test




....that is how it's done.
 
IWannaBeTheDj
Member
(971): this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word

Win....maybe?
 
spinfinity
Member
Post from IWannaBeTheDj(971): this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word

Win....maybe?
i don't think so man
 
MiaaGlow
Member
Post from WompWomp(516): im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test




....that is how it's done.
ha.  Villy i fucking love you.
 
"Cameras ready, prepare to flash..."
WompWomp
Newbie
(+44): You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
 
WompWomp
Newbie
spanks MG, you know I got love for you
 
NCBST2002
Member
(517): the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
 
doog
Premium Member
Post from NCBST2002(517): the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
HAHAHAHA indeed
 
FreakLove
Member
(901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.  

(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...

(512): do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?

(517): New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

(631): You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu...

(732): nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
(732): Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
(862): yet...
 
Lolli is a hooker
Shakin2daBeat420
Premium Member
haha..
 
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." Robin Williams
LadySycadelick
Member
(474): Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.


Fuck yeah!
 
Http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=OawfHC_1Zjs Come and see Blake Jarrell live @ Shooters in Cleveland Saturday Feb 26th!!!!! U
poptart
Member
lol! all of these are golden...especially the build a bear one...I want to go there so bad, but my virginity was gone many years ago. I have nothing to offer now.
 
"And if I was a ghost and came back when u smoked me id rape u" -Flatbed
Flownominal
Member
(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE

(972): You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"

(416): you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"



Rofl, wtf?
 
The real solution is throwing smaller more music focused genre specific shows that would and could create a culture of music lovers as opposed to a bunch wanna be rave famous drug addicts.
Flownominal
Member
Sound like something Weirdbot would do? lmao
 
The real solution is throwing smaller more music focused genre specific shows that would and could create a culture of music lovers as opposed to a bunch wanna be rave famous drug addicts.
WEIRDBOT
Premium Member
Post from FlownominalSound like something Weirdbot would do? lmao
Ahhhh Flow you know me too well not to mention that I'm only 20lbs off 300 dun dun duhhhhh
 
I fail to see your version.
impure
Member
(416): you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

I want to party with whoever this is sometime.
 
I don't believe in PLUR I prefer PLUH. Peace. Love. Unity. Hate.
BOINGTHUMP
Premium Member
(412) Hey its sam u can call me back or can u only be tough on facebook

(412) So funny y do u start shit for no raison and not finish it. ur a pussy

(412) I hope u have this great sense of humor when my 6 foot 3 bf is kicking ur ass see u soon buddy


I think the person who got these responded w/"Lol" each time. lol.
 
Also some things just shouldnt be shared with the general population...or even on a message board...definately not here on Lolli.
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