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pablo814
Premium Member
7/10/2009 11:53:24 AM
Post from BOINGTHUMP
(916): He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics



Hahaha... That's brilliant.
Kev u should tag urself on all ur boob pics..
 
"Honey, I want to do something, we never do anything!" "We are doing something. I'm watching the game and eating a sandwich, and you are making me another sandwich!"
fonz
Member
7/10/2009 7:38:02 PM
Post from SARA
(512): I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Haha thats funny.  The clitoris one- poor girl ouch that sucks lol
 
pablo814
Premium Member
7/11/2009 1:05:21 AM
(254): When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery

(205): we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
 
"Honey, I want to do something, we never do anything!" "We are doing something. I'm watching the game and eating a sandwich, and you are making me another sandwich!"
NCBST2002
Member
7/21/2009 11:27:55 AM
(403): She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
 
NCBST2002
Member
7/21/2009 11:28:40 AM
(407): I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
 
MiaaGlow
Member
7/31/2009 5:57:23 PM
(905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
(1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
 
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LOLLI
Moderator
8/4/2009 12:51:58 PM
Post from pablo814(254): When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery

(205): we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

lol
 
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FreakLove
Member
8/7/2009 2:09:00 PM
(519) and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
 
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SARA
Moderator
8/7/2009 2:21:55 PM
Post from FreakLove (519) and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
HAHAHAHAHAH
 
NCBST2002
Member
8/7/2009 2:28:50 PM
Post from FreakLove (519) and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
lol
 
FreakLove
Member
8/7/2009 3:35:38 PM
Post from FreakLove (519) and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Laughed so hard for like 5 minutes straight when I seen that one. It is by far my favorite so far! Lol
 
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LOLLI
Moderator
8/7/2009 4:16:49 PM

I don't get the reference.  What's Simba?
 
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LOLLI
Moderator
8/7/2009 4:17:06 PM

I don't get the reference.  What's Simba?  Some Disney deal?
 
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JodoKaast
Member
8/7/2009 4:49:07 PM
It's the circle of life, man.

I'm not sure I've ever actually met someone who hadn't seen the Lion King. Until now...
 
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RollinToTheParty
Member
8/7/2009 4:50:21 PM
Post from LOLLI
I don't get the reference.  What's Simba?  Some Disney deal?
Yes: The Lion King circa 1994.

MUFASA!
 
BOINGTHUMP
Premium Member
8/7/2009 7:01:01 PM
Post from JodoKaastIt's the circle of life, man.

I'm not sure I've ever actually met someone who hadn't seen the Lion King. Until now...
I too have never seen it, but I got the joke.
 
Also some things just shouldnt be shared with the general population...or even on a message board...definately not here on Lolli.
breakz
Member
8/8/2009 8:29:16 PM
aaaaahhhhhhh.
 
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NCBST2002
Member
8/28/2009 3:28:42 PM
(845): I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
(845): Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
 
SARA
Moderator
8/28/2009 4:00:02 PM
Post from LOLLI
I don't get the reference.  What's Simba?  Some Disney deal?
i'm ashamed of you!
 
satan
Member
8/28/2009 5:03:57 PM
(267): Just got back from the clinic.
(267): Well?
(267): All clean have the papers to proove it!
(267): So does that mean I can fuck you in the ass now?
 
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PDub
Member
9/4/2009 9:59:26 AM
(513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
(1-513): GO. BACK. NOW.
 
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
PDub
Member
9/4/2009 10:01:31 AM
(724): I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
 
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
BOINGTHUMP
Premium Member
9/4/2009 2:09:26 PM
Post from PDub(724): I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Wow, I think this is mine.
 
Also some things just shouldnt be shared with the general population...or even on a message board...definately not here on Lolli.
pablo814
Premium Member
9/6/2009 8:37:29 AM
(909): I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
 
"Honey, I want to do something, we never do anything!" "We are doing something. I'm watching the game and eating a sandwich, and you are making me another sandwich!"
MiaaGlow
Member
10/15/2009 3:27:55 PM
(970): I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.

haha i was bored and went back to re-visit.  i just realized you can click "order tshirt" and get the quotes put on a shirt.
 
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