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SARA
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(412): me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan


i dunno whether to give this props, or flame it. lol. but either way.
 
PDub
Member
hahaha thats awesome, its 412 too. I'm proud of our coke-fueled city rite now...
 
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
SARA
Moderator
(412): Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.



This is hilarious. My best friend was dating this chick and she confided in me in the kitchen (the first time we met) that she didn't want to go home alone with him because she was on the rag and didn't want to get into the pre-fuck circumstance and then have to say no. She should have just took this approach!
 
NCBST2002
Member
Post from SARA
(412): Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.



This is hilarious. My best friend was dating this chick and she confided in me in the kitchen (the first time we met) that she didn't want to go home alone with him because she was on the rag and didn't want to get into the pre-fuck circumstance and then have to say no. She should have just took this approach!
*taking notes*

 
LOLLI
Moderator

Exactly.  Ladies, if you want to curb an aggressive date, just give him head.   Hell, he might even be nicer on the date after you get that out of the way.
 
tst
SARA
Moderator
Post from LOLLI
Exactly.  Ladies, if you want to curb an aggressive date, just give him head.   Hell, he might even be nicer on the date after you get that out of the way.
Unless you suck at giving head, then expect your pink slip about a week later.
 
NCBST2002
Member
Post from SARAUnless you suck at giving head, then expect your pink slip about a week later.
lmao...so true
 
LOLLI
Moderator
Post from SARAUnless you suck at giving head, then expect your pink slip about a week later.
Suck at giving head...

I see what you did there



If you suck at giving head you'll either

a. be taught properly

or

b. get dumped right there
 
tst
SARA
Moderator
Post from LOLLISuck at giving head...

I see what you did there



If you suck at giving head you'll either

a. be taught properly

or

b. get dumped right there
i was an option a.

har har har
 
TINK
Member
Post from LOLLISuck at giving head...

I see what you did there



If you suck at giving head you'll either

a. be taught properly

or

b. get dumped right there
good guys choose option a

if he says "maybe try it this way" he is a keeper
 
SARA
Moderator
Post from TINKgood guys choose option a

if he says "maybe try it this way" he is a keeper
for sure
 
LillyEve
Member
o my
 
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SARA
Moderator
(512): I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
 
PDub
Member
*gulp*

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
 
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
TINK
Member
Post from PDub*gulp*

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
ouchie...
 
geeves
Member
Post from PDub*gulp*

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
you mean it doesn't grow back?
 
god save the geeves
NCBST2002
Member
(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
 
SARA
Moderator
This site just never gets old.



Some winners from this morning:


(509): you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
(509): and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"



(865): we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
(865): and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice



(705): i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole



(704): i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
(1-704): hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god



(905): Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat



(609): My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
 
grumpyoldman
Member
(705): i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole


hah hah...i know that girl!
 
i put a candle in the window for You, but the curtains caught fire.
PDub
Member
(510): you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
 
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
PDub
Member
(615): I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
(1-615): Anal.
 
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
danish6259
Member
(412): It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
 
br1x3n
Member
(770): Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.


HAHAHAHA!!
 
::feels special::
spinfinity
Member
(204): this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
(1-204): you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on


hehehehehe
 
BOINGTHUMP
Premium Member
(916): He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics



Hahaha... That's brilliant.
 
Also some things just shouldnt be shared with the general population...or even on a message board...definately not here on Lolli.
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