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SARA
Moderator
(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom
(724): wtf?
(412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you


"it's like i'm walkin on SUNSHINE!" lmfao.
 
NCBST2002
Member
Post from SARA(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom
(724): wtf?
(412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you


"it's like i'm walkin on SUNSHINE!" lmfao.
haha thats a quality one
 
spinfinity
Member
(573): i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru


wow how does that even happen?
 
SARA
Moderator
Post from spinfinity
(573): i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru


wow how does that even happen?
holy fuck. i don't know if i'd vote that good night or bad night. totally torn on that one. hahahaha.
 
spinfinity
Member
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
 
SARA
Moderator
Post from spinfinity
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
spinfinity
Member
(832): New invention idea: vibrating tampons


bwahahahahahaha
 
PDub
Member
Post from spinfinity
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
lol that one is good
 
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
Sweecent
Member
(781): btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
bah...jealousy
 
SARA
Moderator
Post from Sweecent
(781): btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
bah...jealousy
that could be wrong, or right, on so many levels.
 
FreakLove
Member
lol

(404): one word: firstdatebathroomanal
 
Lolli is a hooker
spinfinity
Member
(720): o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
 
spinfinity
Member
this site is disastrous to my productivity...,

(410): so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero


but def not as sweet as the guy who got a DUI for driving a motorized barstool drunk...
 
spinfinity
Member
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.


ahahahaha that's a good one.  

ok i'm done now.  
 
breakz
Member
best one ever.. (314): dude did u upper deck my toilet?
(1-314): haha like two months ago
(314): i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
or this---(416): i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
 
"IN GOD WE TRUST" IS BULLSHIT AND FREEDOM WILL NEVER RING THE DOLLAR BILL IS NOTHING BUT IT TENDS TO RUN OUR LIVES EACH BILL IS JUST A LINK IN THE SHACKLES OF OUR PRIDE
breakz
Member
(713): We need to get cat food
(713): Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
 
"IN GOD WE TRUST" IS BULLSHIT AND FREEDOM WILL NEVER RING THE DOLLAR BILL IS NOTHING BUT IT TENDS TO RUN OUR LIVES EACH BILL IS JUST A LINK IN THE SHACKLES OF OUR PRIDE
DjRM
Member
Post from spinfinitythis site is disastrous to my productivity...,

(410): so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero


but def not as sweet as the guy who got a DUI for driving a motorized barstool drunk...
lol'ed
 
FreakLove
Member
(415): How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
 
Lolli is a hooker
NCBST2002
Member
(850): TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
(407): i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
 
holly
Premium Member
holy shit! i wish i would have saved my text msgs from sunday. they were hilarious!


some random person kept sending me text msgs. it started w/ a picture of a house. i told her she had the wrong number,but she insisted that i knew her. so i went along w/ her after telling her 5 times.. the" i dont know her/wrong number" bs. she went on telling me that she was gunna fight some dude and she wanted me to meet her to fight this guy! she couldn't spell and i told her i dont meet people who are illiterate.i asked her a buncha random questions.. about raves and drugs and than she went away.haaaha!


thanks tina for this two hour conversation.
 
NCBST2002
Member
(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
 
NCBST2002
Member
(443): so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
(914): so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
 
TBOT3001
Member
(847): I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
(773): Too tired to pretend that I care : (

i'm sure some of us could relate to that one.

here's more:

(949): I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.

(443): There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
 
danish6259
Member
(724): If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
(724): Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
 
NCBST2002
Member
Post from danish6259(724): If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
(724): Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
lol
 
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